"so....shall I make us some tea?"
darthmol: botnik replied to your post: I’m so sexually awkward i think i’ll be the same… “uh yes it was.. pleasant.” “ummm what happens now? do we have to talk? am i pregnant?”
LOL why do i fuck up everything
clearly i am the best babysitter ever, i just woke up and i’m still in bed… also i woke up to my cat sleeping on top of me which was weird.
such a good day aw :) gonna go to bed and watch zack and miri make a porno…… LOL
Kyle: Does she suck your dick?
Adam: ...She doesn't like to.
Kyle: Of-course she doesn't like to! nobody likes putting a dick in their mouth; That's why it's called a blow JOB! It's a job, and that sucks.
50/50 was so good
Anonymous asked: Where did you get your pretty new dress?